SO UNCLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

"And Uncle Elijah was scared and ran for his life..."

Every time I read the scripture, 1st Kings 19, I find it pretty amusing.  Like i can't just hold myself 😂😂. Maybe it's because I actually try picturing God's face at the time of the said question. Ok, ok, i know God did not actually call Elijah Uncle, but is it your own bible? or your own revelation? leave me mbok 😂😂.  I want to tell you the whole story. I really want to... But nah... I'll pass. Go and read your own Bible. Lol! 

 RESPONSIBILITY

"Ijeoma, where is your phone?” he asked  sternly as he walked across the living room with all intent to slap my face. “Didn't, you see all my missed calls? Where is your phone my dear friend?” Dad asked again as he stared at me with his bloodshot eyes. Why were his eyes so red and where was his shirt for God sake? I thought to myself as I tried to distract myself from the impending slap.